Скачать или смотреть Dark Souls 3 how to unlock salty tears from twinks (situation and hate mail in the description)

Here I was playing on my own when a friend who I introduced to dark souls wants to play together.
I started a new character to try something new again but they used their currently used character which is further ahead in the game. Note that my friend is new to dark souls and has almost no pvp experience.
Shortly after summoning my friend I get invaded by our good old friend twink Havel
Because I saw the invader had no respect or honor, showing no sign of a gesture, wave or bow indicating they want a fair duel and rush to us to attack my friend who decided to heal me (note that we are not in a psn party so we had no communication during this fight)
So here I start the typical straight sword gameplay: 2x R1 followed by a slightly charged/timed R2 to prevent any spamm parry.
Not really having had a a nice day and beeing invaded the moment I decide to play with a friend I decided to put on way of the blue so neither me or my friend would need to deal with these kinds of people. When my friend decided to go for it with 0 pvp experience I decided to jump in as I don't want my nooby to die doing the same bread and butter combo R1~R1~R2 while my friend does a dangerous R1 spamm not knowing it can get parried for free on the 3rd hit.
Then we see our friend heal himself for a lot of health. I decided to see how much he would heal so I calculated for you guys. When he fully healed after the first tiny bit of damage I knew he had many flasks, probably the max 7 he can have as invader. Then we went on to deal 109+648=757 damage. He heals to almost full in 1 chug.
A fully upgraded estus heals 600hp which looks about what he healed looking from the bar.
So we're dealing with somone who has endgame Havel gear
A typical early game noob killing weapon (the dark hand)
If you don't know why it's because it deals a lot of dark damage without the need to upgrade it so you can keep your soul memory low.
Maxed out estus flask
A terrible personality since he gets joy out of invading new people just to ruin their experience by having an unfair fight with them where he has a stacked advantage over the new people.
And apparently also one with a short temper.
Because right after I received some beautiful hatemail going as followed.

Invader:
Don't point down when you have a gank squad plus way of the blue. Plus R1 spam
You're not good kid
Get gud

Me:
Don't even twink
Sore loser

Invader:
Wow
Says the one with Way of Blue and a ganker lol

Me:
How did you get that Havel?

Invader:
Get out of kiddo

Me:
All the way in Irythill?
Salty twink
You couldn't even hit me

Invader:
Salty ganker that R1 spams and hides behind summons

Me:
Git gud failed twink

Invader:
Git gud spammer

Me:
Your salty tears are perfect
Cry some more. Make my day you whiny kid
How's that upgraded estus?

Twink:
In other online RPGs, such as Dark Souls, twinking can be done through a few methods, including gaining the help of other players who are at a higher level in order to have them clear content before it should be accessible, memorizing the locations of particular powerful items, and utilizing very specific strategies to advance further in the storyline than should otherwise be possible. This has a more direct effect on game play, especially in any game which involves online player-versus-player (PvP) combat such as Dark Souls, as the result can be two players who appear to be evenly matched on the surface being vastly unbalanced in terms of items or weaponry available to them. While a game's developers may not consider these tactics to be outright exploitation of the underlying game engine, often these tactics are 'nerfed' in some way in order to discourage twinking, such as removing, repositioning, or reducing the effectiveness of certain items within the game to make the progression more linear between players.