The Disney Empire (Disney Parody)

Enjoy this while you can before I get sued!

In all seriousness, this was a huge endeavor, and I'm so excited to hear what you all think! Thanks to my brother Jonathan for filming and editing help.

(Before you comment "blatant Paint rip-off", this was inspired by Paint, so that makes it okay...right?)

(Yes. I meant to say "cicle" instead of "circle". There was a deep and thoughtful reason for that spelling. I just haven't quite figured it out yet.)

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Lyrics:

If you’re filled with corporate greed
Everything you’ll ever need
Can be yours if you just hook them while they’re young


Look for their insecurities
The children’s’ insecurities
If you exploit them profits will incline
Those pesky insecurities
Just put their little minds at ease
And it will always help your bottom line

If they feel lonely, tell them we’re their friend
And if they feel ugly, our makeup we will send
Just make them feel good inside then they’ll stay with us til they die

Regardless of their circumstance make them dependent on our brand
Then once we’ve got them glued
Their insecurities will make our dreams come true


We gotta stay one step ahead of investors
Got to please the board
We’ll buy everything we can afford
And that’s everything

One step ahead of the lawyers
Forget antitrust
Now all your studios belong to us

Marvel
Star Wars
Fox is
Now ours

We’re not being hasty
We’ll grab them up like Kevin Spacey
Twenty years from now everything you see
Will be made by the big “D”


Look at this merch. Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you say that your life’s incomplete?
Don’t you know how cool you’d be if you had everything?

Look at this shop filled to the brim
With so many mouse ears and t-shirts and pins
Looking around here you’d think
I should buy everything

Simba plush toys? You’ve got twenty
But who cares? No big deal
You need more

So talk to your mom. Talk to your dad.
Have them put their credit card in your hand
And then you will see how you can be
Part of our world


Let it go! Let it go! Just forget our racist past
Let it go! Let it go! Stop putting us on blast
We don’t care what you have to say
About The Song of the South
We’ll never release it anyway


Racial stereotypes. They unite us all.
We can all point and laugh at those weird Siamese cats.

No, we’ve moved past those days. We’re progressive now.
We made one princess black. Now get off of our back.

We love the Chinese and the Spanish too.
We’ll take your culture and past and convert them to cash.

Yes, it’s the circle of corporate whites.


Hello, Walt Disney. I’m but a humble businessman
I come before you offering my soul.

I need you, Walt Disney. I bow before your frozen head.
I love the way you keep my pockets full.

I’ll never live up to your endless business acumen
I’ll never touch kids lives like how you’ve done

And although Walt Disney, you may have been a Nazi man
That’s quite alright. It’s not my place to judge.

I love you, Walt Disney. You are my one true king
You are my messiah. I give you everything.