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A Mission to Zyxx Sea Shanty
Written and Performed by Steven Czajkowski
Video Editing by Deirdre Manning
Featured Illustrations by Eric Geusz, Sam Booker, Owen Freeman, and farnsworthless

Lyrics

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide-open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me

There are barrels of Orange Beer to stow down below
And shipments of Dust, don’t let anyone know
We’ll smuggle it all to the Holowood fame
Then sail off with chests full of Kroon, that’s the game!

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide-open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me

C-53, finest ship on the bay
None can compare to his technolojay
Hyperproton not needed to sail fast for he,
52 down to 1, is the King of the C (ha HA!)

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me

The Captain throughout all Tremillion is feared
Stands tall with a Parrot-Lird tucked in his beard
He’ll pull down his pants, show two full moons and hiss
“Hey, jucked up Alliance, come delegate this!”

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me

Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa
Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa
Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa
Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa Juntawa! J*ck!

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide-open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me

No King or Alliance tells us where to sail
Whether smuggling Grt Milk or cut off Lird Tails
We’ll bribe all the CLINTs at the checkpoints with paste
Then yell “Full sail C! Show the meaning of haste!”

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide-open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me

Our crew is both wack as hell and fresh as heck
We fear not the Zima or even the K’hekk
When someone pleas “Rodd, are we going home soon?”
We’ll shout to the sea “No! We’re sailing for Kroon!”

And we’ll go sailing for Kroon
On the high seas we roam
/From Zyxx to Quantaris
We’ll never go home
With Gurp in my belly
On the wide-open sea
Sailing for Kroon with C-53
Sailing for Kroon, The Captain and me