Скачать или смотреть 📕I Woke After A Century, and a Toddler Instantly Adopted Me as Her Dad.

Imagine sleeping for a century, only to be woken up by a toddler... in your own looted tomb. 😠
To make matters worse, she's not scared. She calls me 'Mr. Hobo' and instantly decides I'm her new dad. Me, a primordial force of nature that walked the earth when it was still cooling. Unbelievable. 🤦‍♂️
But I couldn't just leave a three-year-old alone in the wild. So, I took her under my wing. My first mission in a hundred years: get this kid home. 💪
The world I woke up to was not the one I remembered. Skyscrapers that pierced the clouds, metal beasts called 'cars', and a strange new delicacy known as 'ice cream'. 🍦 Navigating this bizarre new era with a curious toddler was a challenge I never prepared for.
When we finally found her family, something felt dangerously wrong. The forced smiles, the nervous glances between her so-called father and the nanny... A dark secret was hiding in plain sight. 🤫
They thought they could get away with their twisted plan. They didn't know who they were dealing with.
It was time to remind them what true power looks like. 💥
I only wanted to return a lost child, but I ended up finding a family. From an ancient being to a full-time dad... my eternal life just got a lot more complicated. ❤️