The SeenAndNotSeen channel which originally featured this video disappeared from YouTube for unknown reasons. It's one of the funnier videos I've seen on the site, so I decided to mirror it on my channel.
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My entry into coughlan666's Pwnage Olympics, Week 3
A response to Ray Comfort's speech in the Nightline debate on the existence of God.
• ABC Nightline Faceoff: Ray Comfort Proves ...
• ABC Nightline Faceoff: Ray Comfort Proves ...
#93 - Top Rated (3/25) - Comedy
"Don't say that! I don't need to believe in a creator. Most people believe the existence of God, but I disagree. What I want to do tonight is to show you there's no God. Before we do so, let's define the word, "God." How do we know God exists? You can't see Him, hear Him, touch Him, taste Him, smell Him, which means producing evidence for God's existence is not scientific.
There's no God! My unbelief is beautiful and intellectual, but belief in God can be so powerful, it's driven men to suicide.
I'd like to share with you a theory I have about where the god may have come from. Thousands of years ago, there was an intelligent and powerful being. No one knows what caused God, it just kind of happened. It was a big god, and from this big god issued a huge rock and on top of the rock was found this male and this brown, sweet female with no original God-given knowledge of right and wrong. Human beings were made in the image of God, but God, the judge of the universe, has proclaimed the death sentence on the entire human race. Original sin is something that God has put within each of us. The Bible says God's words fell from the sky and formed itself in the words "The Ten Commandments." But the same god is three gods. And the Bible says he sent his son to suffer and die on the cross to take the punishment for our sins. We broke God's law, and Jesus paid our fine,and he rose from the dead, defeated death, and now God offers everlasting life to all those rapists and even pedophiles who repent and trust the savior.
You say, 'What are you doing? You're insulting my intellect!' And so I am. There was one chance in a million that that's true.
Now most people believe in the existence of a heaven. Why do we do that? Because there's something in you and I that says, 'Oh! I don't want to die!' But the problem is, there are yet people who say there's God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote Albert Einstein to support such views. Albert Einstein gave you knowledge, and you've taken his name and used it in what's called a bald-faced lie. And they con people with the Bible verse, 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whoever believes on Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.' They repeat the Bible verse again and again, again and again because God sells. So how does an atheist deal with such lies? We use God's name as a cuss word to express disgust. Goddammit!
The Bible says God is gonna punish murderers, but realize this: God is so good, He's also gonna make sure grandmas get what's coming to them in the lake of fire. No rich people can inherit the kingdom of God.
Look at the Ten Commandments. If you have violated those commandments, you're a self-admitted human being. And it's true! But we're moral creatures whether we believe in God or not....
...The Bible says, 'Don't do that. God's gonna punish humans' God-given will to lust that God himself put within each of us.' But think about it: Fornicators gave you life. This same principle works with the entire animal kingdom. The greatest scientific minds in history said human beings could only proceed from the animal kingdom. So how does the creationist deal with such rational logic? Why, what he does is he becomes unreasonable and puts himself above it."
"You've got thirty seconds, Ray."
"There's no God! Think about, and you'll get the shock of your life. It happened to me thirty-five years ago and I'm still shaking my head at the radical nature of the Bible which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize. All you need are eyes that can see and a brain that works, and you won't respond to the Gospel, which is the greatest proof you could ever have that there's no God. Thank you."
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