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Gold Ship is a menace. Haru Urara smiles through everything. Oguri Cap will eat the entire prefecture if you let her. Uma Musume is packed with unhinged animations, cursed references, and lore pulled straight from horse racing history. It shouldn’t be this good but somehow it is.

Occasionally dipping into whatever open world gacha slop is popular at the moment. There’s always some voice line buried five menus deep that rewrites three years of lore and nobody ever brings it up. Usually someone’s cooking, crying, or saying something suspicious about their sibling.

Shorts cover character breakdowns, dumb easter eggs, weird trivia, and the moments that feel too specific to be accidents. It’s all either absurd, emotional, or both.

Gold Ship still ends up dropkicking someone no matter what.

Who tryna play RDR as Taiki Shuttle?
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