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What would corporate safety training look like if it had to explain octopus encounters?
This video is a satirical corporate training module that delivers real octopus facts through the lens of bureaucracy, risk management, and expendable labor.
Octopuses are among the most intelligent and physically capable animals in the ocean — with eight semi-independent arms, immense strength, problem-solving ability, and no concern for human job titles.
Using dry humor and a corporate tone, this video explains:
Why octopus encounters are never “fair”
How octopus anatomy and intelligence actually work
Why strength, numbers, and regeneration matter underwater
What happens when corporate logic meets biological reality
This is not a horror video.
This is not a nature documentary.
It’s a safety briefing you were never meant to survive.
If you enjoy dark satire, marine biology, deadpan humor, or videos that explain real science in unexpected ways, this training is mandatory.