An INSANE WIZARD Wants to be Your President (and He's Pro-Gun?)

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The Year is 3047 and the deviant immortal wizard Magius is ruler supreme of these 69 Re-United States. Dark magic, madness and terror reign. The sun hasn’t been seen since that night our Lord King Wizard drank a gallon of Mezcal and ate a whole bag of witch nips. Blood fills the streets… except everyone is certain it hasn’t come from them or anyone they know… where is all this blood coming from?? All the doors lead to your local Chili’s so everyone took to leaving through their windows... until Magius caught on and now all windows lead to a single Ruby Tuesday’s in Sheboygan. The reanimated specter of Nikola Tesla staged a forceful takeover of the car company, Tesla in a violent attack that left the Cyborg Formerly Known as Elon without the use of his plasma penis. The earth is an inverted tesseract and you think that’d be fine if it weren’t for this damned global freezing! The Ascendant Time Council on Blarthogg 5 have traced the source of Magius’ millennium reign and subsequently all this eldritch darkness to a single horrible atrocity… THIS Wizards with Guns comedy sketch!! But don’t worry, not everything's bad in this terrifying hell-scape we call "the now times" (we don't say "the present" anymore): cars are bird-powered now and Taylor Swift is finally in a relationship with someone she says she’ll never break up with and write a mediocre album about! ...I just wish it wasn’t my dad...

Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin MacLeod

Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance

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