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Supreme Conqueror Vex'thor had conquered 347 worlds. His invasion fleet was the most feared armada in the galaxy. Earth would be no different—or so he thought.

When the Vex'korr Empire's massive war fleet drops out of hyperspace above Earth, ready to accept humanity's surrender, they expect fear. Instead, they get... a compliance officer.

Director Howard Mitchell doesn't panic. He doesn't scramble the military. He simply opens a case file and starts asking questions. Does your fleet have current safety certifications? When was your last hull stress test? Why are your antimatter warheads stored next to the crew galley?

What follows is the most devastating defeat in galactic military history—without a single shot fired. Because it turns out Earth has regulations. Lots of them. And the Vex'korr Empire's "unstoppable" war fleet? It fails every single one.

Radiation leaks poisoning the crew. Escape pods that don't work. Hull fractures on the flagship. The mighty invasion fleet isn't just non-compliant—it's a flying workplace safety disaster.

Now Vex'thor faces a choice: accept Earth's help fixing his death-trap ships, or continue operating illegally and face the wrath of the Interstellar Safety Commission. And there are forms. So many forms.

This is the story of how humanity weaponized bureaucracy, defeated an alien empire with paperwork, and proved that sometimes the most terrifying force in the galaxy isn't superior firepower—it's someone who actually gives a damn about workplace safety.

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