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Welcome to 9000UK – the independent music project created by Ioannis Ntizoglou, a Greek songwriter and producer based in the UK. Every lyric is written by a human hand, and every song is crafted with heart and purpose — blending deep emotion, modern AI-powered sound, and real stories that aim to heal, uplift, or simply make you laugh.

Whether serious, funny, or downright daft, each track serves one mission:
To bring people together. To make you feel. To give you something real.

From gospel and reggae to rock, rap, experimental noise, and beyond — 9000UK crosses genres to deliver music that speaks to the heart, touches the soul, and builds connection.

But this is more than just a music project.

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9000UK is a growing global movement — created to support and empower young musicians and artists. Together, we can give them a voice without locking them into disgraceful contracts that exploit talent and silence creativity.
Let’s create a space where music means freedom — not limitation.

9000UK. Mixed genres. Real words. Big feelings. A new future.

Further Information: My Weather Songs Do Not Make Sense – AbsurdCore (By 9000UK)

From hail shaped like ducks to laughing clouds, rain inside elevators, balloon tornadoes, and rainbows missing colours—this AbsurdCore anthem collects every surreal weather vision into one absurd forecast.

“My weather songs make no sense,
Logic jumped the weather fence…”

Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved

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Video Chapters:
00:00 - Intro – Sunny Snow and Hail Ducks
00:25 - Verse 1 – Lightning Cuts the Cake
00:55 - Pre-Chorus – Rules Rejected
01:15 - Chorus – No Sense Forecast
01:45 - Verse 2 – Balloons and Rainbows
02:15 - Pre-Chorus – Expect the Unexpected
02:35 - Chorus – Sky Plays On
03:05 - Bridge – Seasons Collide

Question for You:
If you could create your own absurd weather event, what would it be?

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Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved

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9000UK – Truth and fire, never a liar.

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Lyrics: Written by Ioannis Ntizoglou: owner of Royalties 2025 all rights reserved
My Weather Songs Do Not Make Sense - (AbsurdCore By 9000UK)

Intro
Sunny snow and windy rain,
Hail ducks falling on the train
Balloons whirl with thunder cheers,
Frost appears in summer years

Verse 1
Lightning cuts the birthday cake,
Fog remembers every name you take
Rain’s inside the elevator door,
Desert snow fights evermore

Pre-Chorus
This forecast’s not what you expect,
Every rule the sky rejects

Chorus
My weather songs make no sense,
Logic jumped the weather fence
Forecast laughs at reason’s call,
Sky just plays with us all

Chorus
My weather songs make no sense,
Logic jumped the weather fence
Forecast laughs at reason’s call,
Sky just plays with us all

Verse 2
Tornado’s made of bright balloons,
Clouds keep laughing afternoon
Umbrella calls the storm to play,
Rainbow skips a shade today

Pre-Chorus
This forecast’s not what you expect,
Every rule the sky rejects

Chorus
My weather songs make no sense,
Logic jumped the weather fence
Forecast laughs at reason’s call,
Sky just plays with us all

Chorus
My weather songs make no sense,
Logic jumped the weather fence
Forecast laughs at reason’s call,
Sky just plays with us all

Bridge
We dance in weather out of line,
Every season all the time
Absurd skies are here to stay,
Till the clouds get bored someday

Outro
Weather’s mad and so am I,
We’ll sing nonsense ‘til we dry