BREAK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

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*WARNING*
The contents of this video should only be viewed in the event of an emergency. Failure to follow these guidelines will result in severe civil and criminal penalties.

- This package is to remain sealed at all times.
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Contained within is an emergency reserve of content to be used only in the event of extreme creative dissatisf—

The rest of the label is scratched away.