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What's worse than being an anti-hero? Having conjunctivitis.

"Pink Eye" is a parody of "Anti-Hero", written by Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff

Parody lyrics written and recorded by ‪@dustymdouglas‬
Parody instrumental programmed by Asher Douglas
Parody song mixed and mastered by ‪@charlespraytormusic‬

Video produced by ‪@ngproductionfilms‬

Makeup by Dakota Rogers

Actors:
Michael Laboksa (Doctor)
DeWayne Williams (Bartender)
Jossie Nikita (Attractive Woman at Bar)
Iyani Fennell (Woman at Elevator)
Christina Liu (Woman in Veil)
Asher Douglas (Screaming Man in Veil)
Amanda Douglas (Running/Falling Woman)
Dusty Douglas (Taylor Swift)

Parody Lyrics:
I have this thing where my eye gets redder but never whiter
It looks like the bum of a baboon
The inflammation starts to really itch and all the sudden
It’s puffed up like a big balloon
I should not be surprised then to find out that
From changing diapers and wipin’
It’s conjunctivitis (Must wear gloves next time)
It’s so contagious, I hate this
Way worse than headgear and braces
Maybe karma’s got me payin’ (For my past crimes)
It’s pink, eye, my eye’s the problem, it’s pink
At tee time, every doctor agrees (“It’s pinkeye”)
Conjunctivitis isn’t fun
I’m trying to get rid of it
is so exhausting always looking like some kind of weirdo
Sometimes it feels like everybody is a sexy lady
‘Cept me, I look visibly ill
Eye gunk oozes out, gets to drippin’ man, and it ain’t pretty
I’d be locked up “if looks could kill”
And now I’m pleadin’ for reason
While they all run away screamin’
'Cause they all think I’m a demon (Must be the end times)
It’s so contagious, I hate this
Way worse than headgear and braces
Eyedrops might be advantageous (Pharmacy time)
It’s pink, eye, my eye’s the problem, it’s pink
At tee time, every doctor agrees (“It’s pinkeye”)
Conjunctivitis isn’t fun
I’m trying to get rid of it
is so exhausting always looking like some kind of weirdo
I have this dream I show up to a surprise birthday party
And everyone’s wearing a veil
They slowly gather round and lift them up, then someone screams out
“She gave pink eye to us as well!”
It’s pink eye, my eye’s the problem, it’s pink
It’s pink eye, my eye’s the problem, it’s pink eye
Every doctor tells me, it is not a disease ("IT’S PINK EYE!")
It’s pink, eye, my eye’s the problem, it’s pink
(My eye’s the problem, it’s pink)
At tee time, every doctor agrees
(Every doctor agrees)
Conjunctivitis isn’t fun
I’m trying to get rid of it
is so exhausting always looking like some kind of weirdo