Скачать или смотреть [YTP] Witches TAKE ON Trump in EPIC Battle!

In the heart of the Forbidden Forests of Butler Pennsylvania, a strange assembly gathered under the shadowy canopy of ancient trees. An unusual alliance was forming, one that could change the wizarding world forever.

Donald Trump, clad in a surprisingly well-fitted suit considering the circumstances, stood in the clearing, glancing warily at the dark woods. Witches had been after him for days, hurling hexes and jinxes whenever they could. Beside him, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, kept a vigilant eye on the surroundings, his wand at the ready.

In stark contrast, hiding just out of sight, Voldemort, with his snake-like features and cold, calculating eyes, stood with Kyle Kulinski, Ben Shapiro, and Thomas Matthew Crooks. Kyle and Ben, the sharp-tongued political commentators, had joined forces with Voldemort, their usual charisma twisted into something more menacing. Thomas, Voldemort's ward, stood by his guardian's side, his loyalty unwavering, though a flicker of uncertainty shone in his eyes. He had never had friends before. Mostly because of his unusually large member, but now he had better friends then you could ask for.

Penn Jillette, the towering magician, and Tucker Carlson, with his usual boyish look of incredulous disdain, flanked Trump and Harry.

The air crackled with tension as Trump cleared his throat.
"Let me tell you, folks, these witches, they're bad news. Very bad. Some of the worst. I've seen a lot of witches, okay? And these ones, they're the worst. Nasty spells, nasty attitudes, just nasty all around. They don't respect anything, believe me. And they have no idea what they're doing. Sad! They think they can come after me, but they're wrong. We're gonna deal with them, and it's gonna be tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. We're gonna have the best magic, the strongest magic, and we're gonna win. Bigly."

While Trump was distracted monologuing the witches arrived, their eyes gleaming with malice. "There you are, Drumph!" one of them cackled, raising her wand. But before she could cast a spell, Trump, Harry, and the others sprang into action. A barrage of spells flew through the air, dazzling lights and explosive sounds filling the clearing.

In the midst of the chaos, Voldemort, Ben, Kyle, and Thomas launched their own attacks, targeting Trump and his allies. Voldemort's dark magic clashed with Harry's spells, while Kyle and Thomas focused their efforts on weakening the defenders. Ben realized that all of this magic stuff didn't align with his religious beliefs and scarpered.

The battle was fierce, the forest echoing with the sounds of combat. Despite their combined strength, Trump and his allies found themselves pushed to their limits by the relentless onslaught.

But just as it seemed the villains might prevail, a powerful spell erupted from Tucker's wand, catching Voldemort off guard. In that moment of distraction, Harry and Trump rallied their forces, launching a coordinated counterattack that overwhelmed their enemies. One of Harry's spells hit Thomas directly on the head, instantly sending him to the ground in a crumpled mess.

Voldemort, Kyle, and Thomas were disarmed and subdued, their dark plans thwarted. As the dust settled, the unlikely allies stood victorious.

Trump, a little disheveled but unharmed, looked around at his companions and then over to Thomas, laying frozen on the cold Pennsylvanian dirt. "What a loser!"

Harry smiled, extending a hand to Trump. "We did it. Together."

J.K. Rowling, watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but smile. This was a story she never could have written, but one she was glad to witness.

-Harry Potter and the 2024 Republican Nominee for President