Pokemon Clover - Champion Battle

Legit every somewhat important thought I had during this fight, in chronological order:

"Your mom?"
“She’s leading with that just to piss me off, I know it.”
"You're a disgrace to Mozzamazel trainers."
“Can this song play at my funeral?”
“Masdawg? That’s suspicious.”
“I KNEW THEY WERE FULL OF SHIT WITH THIS DOG.”
“I need more residual damage or else she'll use a full restore. Oh wait, the Rocky Helmet.”
“If Masdawg survives Close Combat, I'm screwed."
“Who the f*ck sends out a water/ground type against a Kuuroba?”
“Wifemin? Easy enough.”
“Oh look, a Baddon.”
"Is that a box of dildos?”
“A box of dildos isn’t supposed to be mildly adorable.”
“So she has a semen monster and a box of dildos on her team? Good one, devs.”
“I swear to god if this thing has Earthquake…”
“YOU DON’T NEED 2 DRAGON DANCES, YOU IDIOT.”
“Sweet, let's win this with Jay.”
"KAMIKAZE!"