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I never gave a fuck about brushing my teeth,
Figured plants were better than fluoride beneath.
Vegan as hell, no meat in my gut,
Now my molars are sprouting roots like a nut!

I chew on kale, I drink wheatgrass shots,
Didn’t think my mouth would grow fucking pots.
There’s a broccoli stalk where my wisdom tooth was,
And a fucking cucumber growing just because!

There’s a forest growing out of my teeth,
Twigs and vines and moss underneath.
Bite me, bitch, you’ll get a tree,
This vegan garden’s taking over me!

Got carrots in my canines, spinach in my spit,
A radish popped out, and I screamed, “Holy shit!”
I skipped the dentist, said, “That’s just cruel,”
Now my gums are the goddamn rainforest school.

Roots wrap my tongue, I taste photosynthesis,
My vegan lifestyle’s turned into a mess.
An avocado pit is wedged in my cheek,
This plant-based nightmare is reaching its peak!

There’s a forest growing out of my teeth,
Twigs and vines and moss underneath.
Bite me, bitch, you’ll get a tree,
This vegan garden’s taking over me!

I said, “Meat is murder,” now my mouth’s a farm,
Got bees buzzing in there, raising the alarm.
Tried to eat tofu, but the roots fought back,
Now I’m flossing out spinach with a goddamn axe.

Called the dentist, they laughed in my face,
“Your vegan mouth’s turned into a fucking disgrace!”
I begged for a cleaning, but they said with a grin,
“Your vegan-ass teeth are their own ecosystem!”

There’s a forest growing out of my teeth,
Twigs and vines and moss underneath.
Bite me, bitch, you’ll get a tree,
This vegan garden’s taking over me!

Now every bite is a plant-based brawl,
My gums host a farmer’s market stall.
Brush your teeth, or you’ll end up like me—
A goddamn vegan forest, a walking tree!