The Bizarre CN Ads of Path to Nowhere

Happy Lunar New Year to all the Chiefs! Here are some of the ads by Liusheng!
There are actually a lot more bizarre and funnier PtN ads. I would translate them, but I think most of the jokes will just fly over people's heads because of the differences in the cultures and languages.

The "Ads":
Shalom how am I supposed to live without you: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1T94...
Da Pixiu: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV17C4...
Raven's Attitude Towards Life: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1iC4...
When Sinners were created by God: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1qo4...
Raven not being paid enough & Emotional Mandarin: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1dM4...
Quinn Group Real Estate: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vZ4...
CHAIR: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Q24...
Bai Yi being sentimental: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1AT4...
A real ad: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Hc4...
A real ad #2: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1yw4...

BGMs in the video:
无期迷途 Path to Nowhere - OwO's New Year
队长 YoungCaptain - 哪里都是你 You are Everywhere
白逸 Baiyi - 辛迪加的爱 Love from Syndicate
ONER - 大貔貅 Big Pixiu
王七七 Wang Qiqi - 人生态度 My Attitude Towards Life
柳生天下 Liusheng Domination - 辛迪加的爱 Love from Syndicate (Yep, Liusheng themselves covered the song too. You may also hear his voice in "Super Lion Song" and the song in the JP 1st anniversary livestream)
Cieleecc - 活力汽水！
无期迷途 Path to Nowhere - OwO
白逸 Baiyi - 爱 来自辛迪加 Love Alll the Way From Syndicate
无期迷途 Path to Nowhere - 祀日歌 Hymn to Sun
EPISODE 33 - She her her hers
啃书 / 琉盈 - ANTI-UTOPIA（反乌托邦）
M Girls - 桃花开了 Peach Blossoms Have Blossomed

Come see me thirst over pretty women here!
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