Adam Smasher Tribute

When I posted this on my Instagram on Valentine’s Day, I said I had found a valentine at last and had no reason to hate the holiday anymore…

AND I WAS LYING THROUGH MY TEETH❗️❗️❗️❗️IT WAS ONLY VILLAINTINE’S DAY FOR ME❗️❗️❗️ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA❗️❗️❗️❗️THE HATER WILL NEVER DIE‼️‼️‼️‼️

Anyway, Adam Smasher. When I first got into Cyberpunk through the game in 2020 I hated his guts for what he had done and was more than happy to put him down. But I can’t lie to you, ever since Edgerunners, when he ended a would’ve-been happy couple’s plans to build a life together on the moon whilst totally stomping on all their friends, he grew on me and I realised Adam Smasher has been A-Training folks for years, after all, in 2023 he kills Johnny Silverhand, thereby ending his hopes of being with either Rogue or Alt. In 2076 he kills Rebecca who doesn’t count but apparently had a crush on David, kills David and ends all hope of his happily ever after with Lucy and probably shattered Falco’s reproductive organs for good with a single punch, then in 2077 (spoiler alert) he does even more damage to a dying Jackie Welles in the Delamain car, leaving Misty without her boyfriend anymore, and depending on the choices you make, he can kill Rogue, ending Johnny’s chances to be with her AGAIN, or he can kill YOUR V and end their chances of building a life with Panam, Kerry, Judy or River. Bro really is the Couple Cop.

And that’s exactly why Valentine’s Day was the perfect day to post him. I should really get on top of posting here on Youtub too. I guess instagram’s just easier. Anyway, I don’t have much else to say, other than Happy Belated Villaintine’s Day, because it’s so much easier when you’re evil…and anyone who did have a Valentine, I hope you had fun buying marked-up cards and chocolates, losers