I Have A Badger Stuck in My Car - Buster Twins Thompson Hold Me Now

A while ago there was a problem with the bus. I couldn't get on it because it wasn't on time. Why was I using the bus instead of a vehicle? I wanted to give you the background on that.

After I completed my first parody song of Form a Line - The Bus Isn't Always On Time, my friend challenged me to write a mini theme album.

I had an end point. Gravy Train (Crazy Train by Ozzy), about a guy who is going to Thanksgiving (because there isn't any Thanksgiving songs) and tries to eat right, but then always putting gravy on it.

Then I was trying to figure out why I would take the bus when I could take a car instead. At the same time my roommate (from Norway) was always having a problem with her car. When she would fix something, something else would break. I'd try and help but still it would persist.

I joked that she had a badger stuck in her car causing the problems. Since she's from Norway, it was a European badger. And since the problems kept growing, more badgers. I joked a seance with the car. Instead I did a sing along.

I hope it brightens your day if you drive by car or take the bus.

Nobodies reads this thing, except you the 1%. If you made it this far, I badger you to comment "badger" with no other explanation. We'll have our own little secret group. Some people will say badger and not even know why just trying to fit in.