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Tiffany Eller's performance of her homecoming parody to Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" at the Washington State University Homecoming Talent Show 2011.

The sound quality is terrible, just ignore it until a better recording of the song is on here.

Here are the lyrics:

It doesn't matter if you're a tree
Oh wait... yes it does
So put your paws up
'Cause we're all cougs here, baby

Think of a time when you were just a cub
Trees were just a place to pee
Not much has changed but here we are today
They stand as our enemy
So get your chainsaw, Butch, it's time to fight
I said, cut down all the poor saplings
We'll leave a trail of crimson in our wake
Marking our territory!

What kind of mascot is that?
One just made up by the band
You're in the coug den, baby
Get out while you still can
You'll be sawdust by the end
Not even twigs left to bend
You're in the coug den, baby
Get out while you still can
(While you can)

Ooh the cougs are here to stay
Roll these logs out of our way
Bleedin' crimson everyday
(Everyday)
Ooh the cougs are here to stay
Roll these logs out of our way
Crimson's a better shade anyway

Don't be a sap -- Too late for that
Don't be a sap -- Too late for that
Don't be a sap -- Too late for that
Don't be!

Deforestation is your true rival
Smoky is your only friend
Your bark is much worse than your needles' bite
And we'll show you where the forest ends
When I heard Cardinal I thought the bird
But then that would just make too much sense
We'll cut you into toothpicks and woodchips
Or even planks to make a fence

Our cougs will never give up
Until these trees are just stumps
You're in the coug den, baby
Looks like your number's up
We're facing Stanford this time
We'll feed the fire tonight
Clear cut the Cardinal
This is our turn to shine

Don't be a sap, too late for that
You wish you were not just a plant
We're deeming this a victory
Over the big, old redwood trees
This forest will end as a field
Not one tree here will be upheld
Let out a roar out here tonight
So our cougars will win the fight

We're gonna win this today
For the Crimson and Gray
We're gonna fight, fight, fight
For Washington State
We are the best in the West
You pose no obvious threat
Coming up north will be your biggest regret

On, on, on -- Fight 'til the end
Honor, glory -- You must win
Honor, glory; you must win!
On, on, on -- Fight 'til the end
Honor, glory -- You must win
The Crimson and Gray are gonna win this today

Fight for Washington State!
Fight for Washington State!
We're gonna fight, fight, fight for Washington State

Fight for Washington State!
Fight for Washington State!
We're gonna fight, fight, fight for Washington State