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In 2025, we received our fifth feature-length Smurfs film: Smurfs. Rihanna was crowned as our new Smurfette. Papa Smurf had succumbed to the numbing force of undulating club hits, his eyes perpetually half closed in sleepy bliss. I knew I had to make a video. So here are my smurfs (thoughts).

Please also enjoy the article my friend JP, who I saw the movie with, wrote about his Smurf experience immediately afterwards: https://johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/... 💙

Edit: btw sorry for using both "whom" and "moreover" incorrectly in this video. I will atone 🙏

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