Скачать или смотреть GARDEN CENTRE VIDEOS'S - The Tandems and Tandeming (Catalogue no: GCV718)

Voiced by Nicholas Kitchen. Brought to you by the National Association of Tandemers and Tandeming Association (TNAOTATA), Fleet, Hampshire, England. In association with Mr Henry Normal of Baby Cow Videographic and television prodcutions Ltd.

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Those of you lucky enough to have previously purchased a low budget video found in gardening centers will, we are sure, already be ravenous consumers of these informative videos that provide an in depth guide to subjects like wallpaper, greenfly larvae or minibuses. But if you are hungry for more then you have hit a series of jackpots with the Garden Centre Videos range.

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Working the Pretty Wrapping Paper
Presented by lovely Mrs. June Leigh who, with her perfect hair, makeup and décolletage, will talk you through wrapping every conceivable object: Big, thin, fat or wet, all in fancy bows and pretty ribbons. June also shows us wrapping etiquette for both royalty and slaves and she will perform the Wrap-Rap to engage younger viewers.

Mrs June is a member of the Real Wives Movement (where women are women and must obey their husbands) but her American husband, Darunt , is hardly ever home. As June demonstrates her skills we begin to be aware of someone elses hands helping her. This is Geoffrey an ex-hand model with manicured nails, slim tanned fingers and a handful of diamond jewelry. Could it be that Geoffrey and June are handling each others special gifts while Darunt is at the office
But, oh no, one day Darunt gets home early and, in a well-mannered crime of passion, Geoffrey and June end up killing Darunt and using their expertise to wrap up the body parts for disposal.

Mr Prior is also on hand with his history lesson, while all our other favourite characters line up to praise Mrs. June's skills to the skies. (Catalogue no: GCV718)