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i don't need a sword or a pick, fuck that shit
I'm playing creative, build a house, schematics,
I use a lot of commands, taking screenshots, superflat
never craft, play like alpha, come on now, shut the fuck up, survival sucks

i don't need a sword or a pick, even food
i'm just playing creative, build a house, why with wood?
Might just build it out of glass, or diamond blocks, bedrock
Come on now, survival still, let's go let's go

Ooh, oh the world's about to load up
Had to open up my modded installation first (Yeah)
Got everybody that wants to build coming here, my server (Yeah) (That's Right)
He log onto my server and builds a farmhouse like Roblox
Oh, no, is my server crashing now
cause all those pigs you spawned are causing a massive lag spike now
And now I cannot tell if I'm still connected to server
But either way I sink into the void where these chunks won't load
I see my awesome statue of my skin
Oh my god, what the hell was that?
Somebody please call the admins
Wait, I think the servers loading (Oh fuck, oh shit, OK!)

i don't need a sword or a pick, fuck that shit
I'm playing creative, build a house, schematics,
I use a lot of commands, taking screenshots, superflat
never craft (What?), this is just like minecraft classic (what?)


why'd you mine for all your blocks when you can
play creative instead and just build quickly (woah)
i do not have time for the recipes or planting seeds generally
like respawning, please, give me lots of cheats and build what i please
huh, yeah, set 'em up
you are a pro builder
i could watch you forever
thats because you're such a cool builder
and i don't know whatt i want
hundred people online now, they want to be made op
thousand people online now, they want to be made op
ten people online now, they want to be made op
one person messaged me, they asked me if i'm op

Stop!
Lets go, lets go, lets go-o-o-o-o-o-o let's go

obsidian building (creative)
mining is so pointless (creative)
place bedrock around spawn (creative)
i stopped gathering blocks ten years ago (true!) (creative)
Markus Pearson



Logged onto the server and they put on a resource pack
I click to download it and my entire screen goes black
I wait another second and then mojang appears, then it loads in
Watch this, I've got admin, break your houses
And I'm griefing, banned by a mod
They're like "Oh shit", stop griefing our builds you dickhead
Log on with a sock puppet just to grief that nerds treehouse mansion
And you know I burnt his mansion

I built a massive wall but when i logged on it was gone
Holy fucking fuck, somebody must've got op, i oughtta whitelist this shit (oh my god)
i'm backing up my world, yeah downloading it
shitty, using filezilla to download this shit
minecraft-topia, soil tilled with hoes