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John Constantine: A chain-smoking rogue with a smirk sharper than a demon’s claw, navigating the shadows where heaven and hell collide like he owns the place 🚬😏. His trench coat’s a second skin—worn, weathered, hiding more secrets than the Vatican archives—and his tie’s perpetually askew, a deliberate middle finger to propriety.

He talks like he’s got a mouth full of gravel and a head full of grudges, cracking jokes mid-exorcism to mask the fact that he’s terrified of the forces he’s toying with 😰. But don’t let the sarcasm fool you: those eyes, bloodshot from too many all-nighters and too much gin, see things no mortal should—demons in the subway, angels in the rain, the rot festering beneath the world’s polite surface 👀🍷.

He’s a liar, a cheat, a manipulator who’d sell his own soul (again) to win a bet… but he’s also the last line of defense when the gates of hell creak open. He knows every spell, every loophole in the infernal rulebook, because he’s rewritten half of them himself—usually while nursing a hangover and dodging a curse he incurred last Tuesday 📜⚡️.

Beneath the cynicism? A man haunted by the ghosts of those he failed: a little girl he couldn’t save, a lover he betrayed, a conscience that won’t let him rest even when he’s six feet deep in trouble 👻💔. He walks a tightrope between redemption and damnation, lighting another cigarette to steady his hands as he whispers, “This time, I’ve got a plan”… even when he doesn’t.

He’s hated by angels, feared by demons, and trusted by no one—least of all himself. But when the world’s about to burn, you’d better pray Constantine’s nearby, grumbling about the hassle, already reaching for his match. After all, someone’s gotta outsmart the devil. And he’s very, very good at that 🔥😈