Скачать или смотреть "Everything Is Cancelled" by Devo Spice

The title pretty much says it all. Everything is cancelled, at least for the time being.

This is a parody of "Everything Is Awesome" from The LEGO Movie, inspired by a meme I saw. Big thank you to Luke Ski, Carrie Dahlby, and Blythe Renay for the vocal help with this song.

And for the record, as of right now FuMPFest is not cancelled. We're working under the assumption that things will be better by August. If they're not we'll deal with it then, but for now we're moving ahead as planned.

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LYRICS:
[chorus]
Everything is cancelled!
Everything is closed 'cause we're all quarantined
Everything is cancelled!
'Cause of COVID-19

[v1]
Everything is shut down
We can't get together
It's like we're playing Minecraft
And we're stuck in the Nether
We'll get out whenever

If you still have a job them maybe
You'll be working remotely
(chorus)

[v2]
(Woo, 3, 2, 1, close!)
Have you heard the news? Everything's cancelled
Time to stock up on toilet paper and candles
Lost my job, time to learn how to forage
'Cause I don't think think they will cancel my mortgage
I feel like I have prepped my whole life
After years being home all alone Friday nights
Three years later we emerged with a cheer
With light blindness and an awesome beard
Gotta stay home? Don't mine that, but
If the internet breaks there will be blood!
(will be blood, will be blood...)

[v3]
And you can't always tell
Who is sick among us
So we stay far away
We keep six feet between us
Instead of above us

I'm like you, you're like me, we're stuck home
With our stupid family
(chorus)

[v4]
Lunch dates, Tinder flings
We just named two cancelled things
A high school dance, snorkeling
You know what's cancelled? Everything!
Movies, plays, Emmys, Tonys
The liquor store is drive-thru only
Restaurants, concerts, places to swim
At least we don't have to go to the gym
NBA, NFL
NHL, they're cancelled!
XFR, what's that?
I don't know but, it's cancelled!
My retirement, health insurance
The election, (what?) they're cancelled!
And what's worse my date with Emma
Watson is cancelled
(I don't think that was gonna happen anyway.
Shut up.)

(chorus)
VIRUS!...
NO VACCINES!...
CONTINUED SELF-ISOLATION!...
NETFLIX!... KINDA MAKES IT BETTER!...