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Nacho-onymous & Blessings of Crunch

Act 1: Welcome to Nacho-onymous, where blessings are trauma-fryers, cheese dialects, and lie-detecting eyebrows.

They gather in plastic chairs, chanting over a mop named Dipifer. Sister Tilda swears her air fryer whistled childhood trauma in G-sharp. Dervin claims he dreams in lactose. A cultist sobs as their nacho-shaped birthmark morphs into Comic Sans. Even the punch bowl rebrands itself as soup. They call it faith. It’s really just performance art dipped in shelf-stable conviction.

This isn’t prophecy. It’s processed chaos.

🌮 Next up: Sauce packets, condiment quests, and baptism by queso. #Act2

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