The Ballad of Gold

Lyrics

[Verse]
In the heart of the market
Whispers flew 'round
Rumors and rallyin'
Deaf'nin' the town
Led by a laddie named Jackie Le Tits
We banded together
No quittin' fits

[Chorus]
Oh
The walls won't hold
And the hedgies will fold
For the stock we took
Turned to gold
Oh
The walls won't hold
And the hedgies will fold
For the stock we took
Turned to gold

[Verse 2]
Stoney and Fifty
Mates to the core
Stood by our side
As the numbers did soar
Roarin' Kitty
He purred and he yowled
The digital floorboards
Creaked as we prowled

[Chorus]
Oh
The walls won't hold
And the hedgies will fold
For the stock we took
Turned to gold
Oh
The walls won't hold
And the hedgies will fold

[Verse 3]
Through brokers and traders
The fight did ensnare
With grit and with gusto
We found our share
Not bound by Wall Street's
Fanciful sheers
We danced to the tune
Of retail cheers

[Bridge]
Through the tickers and candlesticks
We did ride
With a gleam in our eye
And pride at our side
Hedge funds tremblin'
Their schemes unfurled
Who'd think retail
Could shake the world?

[Chorus]
Oh
The walls won't hold
And the hedgies will fold
For the stock we took
Turned to gold

[Chorus]
Oh
The walls won't hold
And the hedgies will fold
For the stock we took
Turned to gold