"Why Are You So Quiet?" (Funny Introvert Rap)

If Introverts Rapped when people asked "Why Are You So Quiet?" (comedy)
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Lyrics:
At a birthday party, just tryna chill
Sitting in the corner by my own free will
Minding my own business, sippin' on a box of juice
When outta flippin nowhere, here come the abuse

Why are you so quiet? Aw, here we go
I feel like a gangsta getting grilled by the po-po
Or a geek at the freak show, even Ripley ain’t believe
Congratulations, playa, you discovered my pet peeve

Why are you so quiet - just let it drop
Why are you so quiet - please make it stop
Why are you so quiet - just leave me alone
This irritating question makes me wish I stayed home.

So when you ask me that question, what do you expect?
Like seriously, I wanna understand the disconnect Between
you and reality, your impulse for the inquiry
About my words or lack thereof that I speak

Do you seek
An over-complicated explanation?
Like maybe I lost my voice while on vacation
Instead of just relaxing and enjoying the view
I talked non-stop until my vocal chords blew

But maybe that reason isn’t satisfying
You wanted a story that would leave you crying
Like when i was a kid i got hit by a potato
in the head, i wasn’t dead but it was a fatal blow

To the left side of my brain, the hemisphere
Responsible for speech, scientifically it’s very clear
My quietude today is an unfortunate result
Of a sweet potato flung out of a homemade catapult

I’m just playing with you dog, the true interpretation
Of my current situation, my quiet calibration
Is I’m training real hard to be a ninja assassin
It’s supposed to be a secret but you wouldn’t stop askin’ me

Now it’s awkward, you really shoulda thought twice
Ask stupid questions and you’ll pay the stupid price
According to the ninja code I gotta take you out
I don’t mean on a date–that’s not what this is all about… right?

Why are you so quiet - just let it drop
Why are you so quiet - please make it stop
Why are you so quiet - just leave me alone
This irritating question makes me wish I stayed home.

But for real now: is it beyond your comprehension
That I prefer to be silent and avoid attention?
I’m not shy, no anxiety of the social variety
Just drained by the this exchange between you and me

I’m not a cheese sandwich, don’t like to be grilled
Take a lesson from the cat curiosity killed
I mean–that’s not a threat, I didn’t mean it that way,
Just leave me to myself is what I’m trying to say.

Why are you so quiet - just let it drop
Why are you so quiet - please make it stop
Why are you so quiet - just leave me alone
This irritating question makes me wish I stayed home.

Written by FJ

#comedy #introvert #comedymusic