Land Down Under (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Remy’s opponent is casting spells from the land down under.

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LYRICS:

Attacking in with a 2/2 zombie
Blocking with an ape, looks like Harambe
I cleared his whole board up
I’ll beat this dumb-dumb
Wait—where’d all those creatures come from?

And he said

They come from a land down under
I don’t draw cards I just plunder
Can’t you hear? Can’t you hear the thunder??
You better run, you better take cover

Played a dude for some brand new tussles
He was six and four—full of muscles
I said “you used all your Paths”
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

And he said

FLASHBACK FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!
He don’t draw cards, he just plunders
Can’t you hear? Can’t you hear the thunder??
You better run, you better take cover

Passing with a cat from Bombay
And a Snapjaw with not much to say
I said to the man “are you trying to tempt me?”
Yes, I just want to bring back these 3/3’s

And he said

Exile all your land down under
It don’t have costs, it just plunders
No not my, no not my Hell’s Thunder!
You better run…you better take cover…

Living in a land down under (URO!)
You don’t draw cards you just plunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? (No not my, no not my Hell’s Thunder!)
You better run, you better take cover

Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom

Filmed on iPhone during quarantine.

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