Why I *HATE* English Spellings (+Extra Deleted Scenes At End)

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How the fuck do "bastard", "nerd", "bird", "word", "turd", heard" and "plastered" all rhyme, despite being spelt so differently?
English is a good language man, but how come the spellings of some words are so bad? They're SOOO bad. So in this video, I quickly go over some random examples that came to mind.

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