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’Twas the night before launch, and across every squad,
The squads pinged objectives, their loadouts applaud;
The headsets were charged and the GPUs primed,
In hopes that the servers would hold at go-time.

The veterans nestled with clips in their heads,
Of Shanghai collapsing and rooftop embeds;
Of elevator music before sudden doom,
Then C4-stuffed buggies careening through fumes.

When out over Orbital there rose such a streak,
A pilot ejected—mid-air, cool and sleek;
He shouldered a launcher, let rockets unspool,
A rendezook perfect—then back in the stool.

“Only in Battlefield,” chat started to sing,
As hovercraft scaled a glass-armored wing;
A shark from the deep gave the forums a roar,
The legends, the laughter we’ve memed since before.

But now comes the sequel, rebuilt for the fight,
With physics and fire that splinter the night;
The maps wide as oceans, the thunder refined,
Destruction that breathes with a next-gen design.

No last-gen to anchor, no limits to blame,
The rubble feels weighty, the bullets the same;
Classes restored and the gunplay made clean,
The sandbox inviting your boldest routine.

So tighten your plate carrier, check every sight,
Tag armor for strikes in the drone’s steady light;
From sea spray to stormfront, from skyline to sand,
We write viral moments with squadmates at hand.

And I heard, as the countdown hit zero that night,
“To flags and to flanks—hold angles, hold tight!
From rookies to diehards, may tickers run true—
Happy launch, Battlefield, and GG to you!”

See you on the Battlefield.

Video clip credit and music credit:

   • Battlefield 3 - RendeZook  
   • Battlefield 4 - Building Collapse (1080p)  
   • TOP 100 BATTLEFIELD 4 CLIPS OF ALL TIME! (...  
   • Hovercraft Fly and Hit a Helicopter | Batt...  \   • 🎅 Dark Christmas Music (No Copyright) - "S...  

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  / mrdood  

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