Banana Bread Rap - Tom Bellingham (ft. Sam Lowe)

Once upon a time in Shrewsbury during a pandemic, a man fell in love with banana bread and decided to tell the world about it.

Lyrics:
I was feeling low when I got home one day
Little did I know I'd have a meeting with fate
Waiting for me on a plate was some kind of cake
a banana bread baked by my flatmate

It was moist and sweet, a delicious scene
I wasn't dreaming, no, I believed
What I was seeing was real and it was made for me
It was love at first bite, but too soon she was eaten...

So I took that recipe, inspecting every element
Experimenting properly with properties
Eleven loaves later check the quality
Then I made this musical anomaly

I love the loaf, the love is life
If you have tea, have your tea with a slice
Grab one for the road, grab one for the wife
If you're quarantined you should really have a bite

Gimme bananas, I go bananas
With these master hands and fruit I make mana
And if they're black I will shout (hosannaaaaa)
For that caramel reaction HMMM

I'm a taste bud hacker, please check your manners
Better cut the chatter, activate the banter
Upgrade your grammar, I bake better than grandma
And you gotta ask nicely if you want some batter

I love the loaf, the love is life
If you have tea, have your tea with a slice
Grab one for the road, grab one for the wife
If you're quarantined you should really have a bite

Life gives you lemons - I'm like "na na"
Me gustan pero quiero este pan artesana (I like them but want this artesan bread)
They don't belong in this stanza
I want bananas fam not an acidic plant

And butter, eggs, sugar, flour
Mash it up well it'll be done in a hour
Put it in a tin, get in all the vitamins
Stick 'em in the oven and wait for a few mins

Some say these bakes are heaven sent
But that doesn't rhyme with banana
Nah, these bakes come from
nirvana... ha ha haaaa

I love the loaf, the love is life
If you have tea, have your tea with a slice
Grab one for the road, grab one for the wife
And who's that dinosaur with a guitar?

Some say it's a cake not a loaf
Woh mate that's a good joke
Call it what you will I'll toast
Call me on the phone I'll ghost, 'cause I'm

Living out my destiny perfecting the recipe
Per egg it's investment chemistry, I'm reversing entropy
I'm an expert making sensory memories, unleashing energies
best of the century entities - please...

Enter professor, give us a lesson, my pleasure
Stay clever under pressure, don't forget to test the centre
Measure your elements, but don't try to measure me
While some make enemies, I'm baking a better meeeee