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Headline Nusic Editorial: "You’re All a Bunch of Whiney Bitches"
April 2, 2025 – Editorial by Your Daddy, Headline Nusic
“Hey Nusic fans, buckle up—this ain’t our usual beat drop. Today, we’re unloading a double-barreled blast at the sniveling circus of American politics. Republicans, Democrats, you’re both on blast. You’re gutless, whiney, feckless morons who couldn’t find your backsides with both hands jammed in your back pockets. And guess what? We non-voters—America’s silent majority—are sick of your crap. Let’s break it down.”
Take the Trump clowns first. Your Signal app leak on March 24? A toddler could’ve secured that chat better. Eighteen bigshots—Waltz, Hegseth, Vance—spilling Yemen strike plans to a journalist like it’s a group text about pizza night. Then there’s the Madison Square Garden rally in November 2024, where Tony Hinchcliffe’s racist yuks torched your voter outreach, and Trump just whined about his aides. You’re not leaders; you’re a pack of idiotic crybabies who trip over your own shoelaces and blame the floor.
Now, Democrats, don’t smirk—you’re just as pathetic. Hakeem Jeffries screeched “outrageous” about the leak on March 25, but where’s your spine? You’ve spent years clutching pearls over Trump while offering nothing but limp platitudes. Remember Biden’s tenure? A ghost presidency run by faceless staffers while you cheered like trained seals. And that billion-dollar twerking commie fantasy? You’d probably fund it, then sob when it flops. You’re not opposition; you’re a herd of spineless whiners who’d lose a staring contest with a mirror.
Both sides, you’re a disgrace. Republicans grovel to a guy who calls a national security breach a “glitch” (Trump, March 25). Democrats pine for Kamala Harris to stumble back with a bottle and a playlist. You’re all so busy bickering over who’s dumber that you miss the real story: most Americans don’t even vote. In 2024, turnout barely scraped 62%, per the U.S. Census—meaning 38% of us, over 100 million strong, said “nah” to your circus. We non-voters are the majority, the quiet kings and queens of this mess, and we’re done with your tantrums.
You advocates—red, blue, whatever—can’t govern, can’t campaign, can’t even tie your shoes without a meltdown. Trumpers think Laura Loomer’s a strategy; Dems think hashtags are policy. You’re all so feckless you’d lose a fight with a paper bag. Meanwhile, we non-voters rule by default—America’s true power, watching you flail from the sidelines. So shut up, grow a pair, or get out. This is Headline Nusic, and we’re calling it like it is: you’re all a bunch of whiney bitches, and we’re the ones really running the show.”