Rebel Moon: A Zack Snyder Disaster

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With Rebel Moon, Zack Snyder has done the impossible: He's proven Kathleen Kennedy right about something. Part One: A Child of Fire is an embarrassing mess of a movie, and Part Two somehow manages to be even worse.

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Timestamps
PART ONE:

AE Housman vs Zack Snyder Diss Track: 00:00 - 04:50
Part One: Asses of Fire: 04:51 - 09:23
Horrible History: 09:24 - 13:35
Vaguely Norse Space People: 13:36 - 20:00
Hungry Hungry Space Nazis: 20:01 - 29:38
Anthony Robotkins: 29:39 - 39:35
The Call to Adventure: 39:36 - 45:34
Rescuing Rosie: 45:35 - 51:50
Kora is Not a Character: 51:51 - 01:05:40
Arcane & The Art of the Flashback: 01:05:41 - 01:09:00
Some Sort of Gay Clown Apparently: 01:09:01 - 01:19:05
Discount Solo etc: 01:19:06 - 01:22:06
Hunk Mowgli & the Hippogriff: 01:22:07 - 01:29:13
The Acolyte vs Spider Queen: 01:29:14 - 01:35:24
Magical Flashback Princess: 01:35:25 - 01:39:50
Gladiator II: Maximus Decimus Boogaloo: 01:39:51 - 01:44:57
Rebels on Leviticus: 01:44:58 - 01:55:55
Discount Solo Does a Lando: 01:55:56 - 02:01:30
Worst Scene in Part One: 02:01:31 - 02:07:40
Drunken Punchup At A Bespin: 02:07:41 - 02:14:50
He Vadered!: 02:14:51 - 02:16:55

PART TWO:

Part Two: Lobotomy Scar-Giver: 02:16:56 - 02:31:34
The Grain Melange: 02:31:35 - 02:43:00
There Are Still No Characters: 02:43:01 - 02:46:20
One of the Worst Scenes Ever: 02:46:21 - 02:58:50
Clarkson's Farm Season 4: 02:58:51 - 03:07:00
Knitwear = Character Work: 03:07:01 - 03:13:45
Part One Isn't Broken Enough: 03:13:46 - 03:20:13
Completely Inexcusable Writing: 03:20:14 - 03:29:35
Anthony Robotkins is a Doomer: 03:29:36 - 03:34:39
Military Strategy 101: 03:34:40 - 03:38:54
A Diplomatic Solution: 03:38:55 - 03:43:19
Aggressive Negotiations: 03:43:20 - 03:47:02
A Pointless Person Dies Pointlessly: 03:47:03 - 03:53:10
Giant Heads & Coal-Powered Ships: 03:53:11 - 04:03:22
Robotkins Ex Machina: 04:03:23 - 04:07:08
Star Wars & Final Battles: 04:07:09 - 04:13:35
Gooner Dies, Oh No: 04:13:36 - 04:16:50
Oh Btw the Princess Lives: 04:16:51 - 04:22:16
Conclusion: This Is F***ing F***ed: 04:22:17 - 04:27:46