🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man was walking along a beach, and stumbled upon an old... | Funny Jokes

BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A man was walking along a beach, and stumbled upon an old... | Funny Jokes

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👇 THE JOKE 👇

A man was walking along a California beach, and stumbled upon an old lamp...

He picked it up, then rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said "Okay, okay, you released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah."

"This is the 4th time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three... "

"You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while, then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick."

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed, and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that!... "

"How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?... "

"Think of how much concrete and steel!... "

"No, no, think of another wish!"

The man agreed and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times... "

"My wives always said that I don't care, and that I'm insensitive."

"So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... "

"Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say, nothing, know how to make them truly happy."

The genie then replied...

"You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"



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