Out of Context D&D Quotes That Terrify Me...

Out of context quotes will always be my favorite form of entertainment...

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Welcome to the Twisted Pint Tavern! Come on in, hang your cloak up by the fire, and grab a pint as you listen to today's tale! If you have a similar D&D or RPG story, feel free to share it in the comments, and we might feature it in a future video! Today we're diving into Reddit and the TPT Discord server to check out some out of context D&D quotes, and boy, am I just left with more questions than I had to begin with...

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:39 Knock him off his ostrich
00:53 Tying up a Monster
01:09 Killed My Great Great Grand Niece
01:27 Teleporting Naked Turtles
01:50 I can take that many...
02:02 Hourly Toilet God Prayer
02:10 Child Death March
02:21 D*ck First Into Oblivion!
02:32 Roll Stealth for the Chicken
02:38 Civil Wars
02:46 In Memory of... what?
03:15 Snowboarding on a Monk
03:25 Not a war crime...
03:33 Horizontal Walls
04:20 Bisexual Weather
04:29 Sword's Therapist
04:47 Shoving the Minotaur's horns... somewhere...
04:58 Sir this is a Wendy's...
05:14 Shutting a Goblin's Mouth
05:23 Bard Quote Highlights
05:54 How much HP does a baby have?
06:05 Friendly Axe
06:17 Gamer Gnome Bath Water
06:32 Chicken Wasps
06:48 Eating Puppies
07:09 Chickens and Cannons
07:24 Spider what???
07:31 Interrogating Tea Pots
07:45 Improvised Weapons
07:56 Throwing Chickens at God
08:05 Bean Hut Allies
08:19 Dragon Manicures
08:28 Horses and Time
08:46 Outro
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