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Michael Bihovsky performs the role of Mathew in his original song "I Hate Musicals" from "Fresh!" (formerly "The New Musical"). To hear more from "Fresh!" visit www.michaelbihovsky.com/fresh

Lyrics:
I hate musicals
Every time
I hate the corny way each sentence has to—
Sound like another!
I'm glad to watch a football god who chucks a pass
But Sweeney Todd can kiss my ass
I hate musicals
I always have

I hate musicals
You know it's true
I hate soliloquies
And Disney movies, too
And if you ever try to make me sit through one
Then Annie, get me your freaking gun
I hate musicals

I hate...
Endless ballads
Empty of expression
Thrilling as a funeral procession
Jazz it up a bit
And it wouldn't sound like shit
I hate musicals
I always do
I hate musicals
And so should you!

A'ight, let's go over what we've learned so far. Musicals suck because:
Reason number one: The plots are too predictable. Reason number two: the music -- sucks. Reason number three: not everything has to be sung. God. Reason number four, five, and six: Seussical.

I hate musicals
That's what I say
And I will smack them down
If they should come my way
And if you try to make "My Fair Lady" take Wu-Tang's place
Grow accustomed to my foot in your face
I hate musicals...

I hate the way that "Old Broadway" doesn't make sense anymore
While all New York City's making out to their favorite Sondheim score...

I hate musicals
That ain't no lie
And I swear I will
Until the day I die
And on that day,
If I should find myself in hell
The soundtrack playing to "Carousel"
I'll hate musicals
Woh...
I always will!
I always will!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I always... will!