Lady Decade and Top Hat Gaming Man - practically destitute!

Please donate generously. You know this lovable down-on-their-luck tag team need the money more than you do.

I hereby categorically guarantee that no intellectual property pertaining to the YouTube channels belonging to Lady Decade or Top Hat Gaming Man has been incorporated into this presentation. Any apparent similarity between the characters featured is purely coincidental. My solicitor would officially and without prejudice attest to this, however, I cannot afford one owing to a compulsive urge to splurge any surplus income on procuring overpriced vintage tat to display within my sprawling fortress of retrogaming gluttony.

Anyone suspected of questioning the veracity of said declaration will be quartered forthwith, and subsequently barred from joining my private fan club on account of being divided into four bits, no longer conscious or capable of fulfilling their critical role as sycophantic hero-worshippers.