Fate Grand Order is a game that

*Servants may or may not have been edited in for comedic purposes.

Hello everyone and welcome to the hell hole that is this lovely game with cute anime girls, now finally in actual 720p!
Yes, there are reused jokes done in my previous Fate Grand Order video, and no, I have no shame in reusing them, fuck you.
Yes, the footage on this video is pretty old, apparently the only thing I don't have luck with is with my computer's stability.

Here are some reviews of this video:

"did this guy just went through the five stages of grief because of a png of a 2d girl?" - IGN, Gamers spokesperson
"I'm not gonna fucking review this" - EMIYA, Facebook Page
"uwu" - Nyanna, Facebook Page
"Good servants but I can do all of that with this 2 stars team." - FSN - Tohsaka Rin, Facebook Page
"Not my proudest wank." - Dad, Another family

This video will focus on the EPIC adventures you and most people had or will have at some point in this game, in all seriousness, this is a really fun game, and even though it may look like the only way to have fun in this game is to spend lots of money, I'm here to prove that wrong, you just need some really god tier luck and, guess what, PATIENCE, yeah I know it's hard to believe, but you may not be able to get your waifu on the first banner she shows up!
Or you know, you could actually be good at the game like the admin at the Tohsaka Rin Facebook page and use low stars servants, but you can't do that right? you fucking bozo lmao

~I don't think that I have to say that those reviews are fake, right? Yeah of course they fucking are gerald.~

Imagine having to mute 11s because of copyright, the song was Married Life from Up btw

Stuff used in this video:

Background music by the great Panman14:
   • Mario Kart Fan Music -Mario Kart Stad...  
   • Mario Kart Fan Music -Wii Rainbow Roa...  

I AIN'T NO BITCH HERE WE GO and Luigi literally fucking dying:
   • Epic Ways to Troll in Minecraft  
   • Invading Discord Servers 3  

Speedrun I was watching(its from smallantmom's son):
   • I was crazy enough to do a Breath of ...  

THE DANCIENT ONE:
   • A Glorious Guide to Hearthstone  

Creepy Music box:
   • Creepy old Music box - "When Memories...  

The "*funny mic* BRUH" is from jschlatt and I got it here:
   • Видео  

Despacito, play Country Roads:
   • The Fall of 76  

The Kevin that went alright on god's character creation tool singing country roads:
   • this is long overdue.  

Default dances with buster card:
   • Memelin Default dance  

The two wallpapers I used in this video:
https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?...
https://twitter.com/nababa/status/112...

i hope i didn't forget to add shit here