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Another year gone by... I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Thank you so much for listening to the music, for your feedback, and for your continued support!

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
A silent star blinked red above the galactic rim,
Far beyond the L-Gates, sensors started tracking him.
The threat level rose, the Council called emergency,
But every admiral stared in cheerful bafflement and glee.
His fleet-IDs were snowflake-coded, dipped in neon green,
A hyperlane sleigh arriving faster than we’ve ever seen.
Shipyards braced for fire, planets sounded every siren,
Till we realized his weapons only fired kindness by the ton.

[Pre-Chorus]
Torpedoes wrapped our cruisers, tied them with a bow,
Auto-targets jammed, candy canes in every barrel’s flow.

[Chorus]
Santa Crisis in the stars tonight,
Spreading peace across the endless night.
Every gun goes silent, every fleet stands still,
Santa Crisis brings the cosmic goodwill.

[Verse 2]
He bombarded every world with parcels from on high,
Terraforming tundras now with gifts from winter’s sky.
On desert dunes grew “holiday cacti,” bright with lights,
Ocean worlds had coral trees glowing through the nights.
Machine empires calculated this anomaly of cheer,
Found no logic bug—just joy subroutine premier.
Devouring Swarms got overloaded by the feast,
No more biomass required—“We prefer gingerbread at least.”

[Pre-Chorus]
Megacorps got memos: forced vacation granted start,
Shareholders wept—no profits from the snowy chart.

[Chorus]
Santa Crisis in the stars tonight,
Spreading peace across the endless night.
Every gun goes silent, every fleet stands still,
Santa Crisis brings the cosmic goodwill.

[Bridge]
Psionic beings sensed him early in the Shroud,
As all the other whispers suddenly were disallowed.
Even Cetana paused her aeon-old lament,
Opening a tiny timeless gift he kindly sent.
Ascended Minds bowed gently to this presence old,
A legend from Old Earth the archives never truly told.

[Verse 3]
His flagship sleigh-class escorted by reindeer drones,
Rudolph leading jump-drives powered by star-ice stones.
Colony governors received holly-coded policies,
Workers got free leave—interstellar holidays.
The Galactic Community passed a resolution grand,
“Mandatory Festive Armistice in every system planned.”
Warring fleets exchanged greetings over comms so clear,
“To you and yours—happy cycles, and a joyful stellar year!”

[Final Chorus]
Santa Crisis in the stars tonight,
Spreading peace across the endless night.
No fallen empire refusing, no sentient left alone,
Santa Crisis makes the galaxy a cheerful festive zone.

[Outro]
When the lights fade back to normal and the fleets unfreeze again,
A soft trail of stardust lingers on every sensor pane.
We upgrade our memory cores, so we never will forget,
The one red-hatted ancient traveler still on his cosmic set.
And if next year the shroud whispers in sleigh-bell tone,
We’ll know the Santa Crisis finds us—never truly gone.

Merry Christmas to all of you and your loved ones — and when the time comes, a Happy New Year, my friends.

[Chorus]
Santa Crisis in the stars tonight,
Spreading peace across the endless night.