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🎅 Starmer’s Christmas Carol

A hilarious festive parody inspired by The Muppets Christmas Carol, this track takes aim at Keir Starmer and his fading popularity.

Mixing cheeky humour with a classic Christmas sound, Starmer’s Christmas Carol tells the tale of political blunders, broken promises, and one man’s slow transformation into the ghost of elections past!

🎶 Expect witty lyrics, seasonal satire, and a tune that’ll stick in your head all the way to Boxing Day.

Genre: Satirical / Comedy / Christmas
Artist: Jamie PI Griffin

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Lyrics

When a cold wind blows it chills you
Chills you to the bone

But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
Than Starmer's dreary tone

It paints you with indifference
He's a granny harmer


And the worst of the worst
The most hated and cursed
Is the one that we call Starmer
"Yeah!"

Unliked as any
And despised by many
This is Kier Starmer!

Oh! There goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim

If they gave a prize for bein' crap
The winner would be him

Old Starmer he loves his free suits
Cause he thinks it gives him power

If he became a flavour, you can bet he would be sour
"Yuck!"

There goes Mr. Bland
There goes Mr. Greed

The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
He charges folks a fortune, a new tax on blouses!
As poor folk live in misery

Whilst migrants get free houses
(Spoken) "Please sir, I want an I-phone"

He must be so lonely
He must be so sad
He goes to extremes to convince us we're all bad
He ignores victims of fear and of genocide
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside...

"Nah!"
"Uh-Uh!"

There goes Mr. Appalled
There goes Mr. Kear


He has no time for friends or fun
His face makes that clear
Don't ask him a question, he constantly disparages
No help for the homeless
He supports cousin marriages

There goes Mr. Clueless
There goes Mr. Fool

He never gives
He only takes
That's his golden rule

If being crap's a way of life
You practice and rehearse
Then all that work is payin' off
Cause Starmer is getting worse

Every day, in every way
Starmer is getting worse

Every day, in every way
Starmer is getting worse!