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Behold! The Monstrous Dawn by Scott Neumann
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Behold! The monstrous dawn
Of genetically modified reasons to stay home at night;
“Would you like a blue-eyed baby with your large fries?”

An impressionable Queen
Sent a telegram to me it read,
“The Jargon Buster’s lost his head!
And he's left breadcrumbs in my king-size bed.”

And when you turn the page, there’s an illustration
Of Lord Climate Change VIII
Wearing a cape of insulation foam,
And he’s on the phone
To the incompetent, incontinent, impotent Bag of Bones
Who used to sit atop the throne.
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Frankenstein, I love you! But you’re not making it easy for me,
Imprisoned in your Chinese mausoleum.
Meanwhile, I’m going out of my mind, killing time
Watching boxes full of videos of Mr Blobby
Doing the Orthodox Tango alone
In the loudest silent disco that I’ve ever known.
And the crooked Airline Chief with his wonky teeth says,
“Butter me up, babe, I wanna be in the movies!”
And screams “Me too!” as Shakespeare steals young men’s virility.
And the Old Drug Mule has come in from the cold,
Her old flame has solved her winter woes,
And decks the halls with plastic unicorns and taxidermied flamingos.
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“Someday my Prince will come,”
Sobs Snow White as she cries into her glass of wine And wildly swipes right,
And she’s booked a budget flight
To Zante.
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Words and music by Scott Neumann. Based in London, UK.