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Raj is back in the studio with co-host Danny Braff and sketch goblin Keegan Tindall for an unhinged hour that somehow covers: breast milk ethics, hot cows, dome vs head, tipping culture, and why Danny’s hairline is the only thing that can unite the internet.

🔥 What you’ll hear in this episode:
Whether you should have to see the woman before drinking her breast milk (but somehow cows are fine)
The lost 2000s slang of “getting dome” and the official ranking: sloppy seconds → dirty thirds → filthy fourths
Danny’s 4,000 hairline hate comments and how they accidentally cured his insecurity
Airport lactation pods, when not to send a dick pic, and scheduling “I love you” texts to your partner days in advance
Milk freaks, buffet abuse so bad they basically got Fogo de Chão–blocked, and why Keegan eats emotional dog kibble
Porn as a competitive sport, poop frequency as a lifestyle, and everyone’s deeply shameful step count
How Keegan and Connor improv their viral sketches, dropping out of film school, and why the Comedy Cellar is heaven and hell at the same time
Raj planning his first hour special, and the ongoing quest to get guests to make out with him on camera
It’s chaos, it’s cow-based, and it’s probably the only podcast episode that uses the phrase “lactation station” unironically three times.

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⏱️ Chapters:
00:00 – Cow’s Milk Cold Open
00:19 – Welcome Back to Raj Against the Machine
01:18 – Likes Are Life (Black Mirror Brain)
02:55 – Off the Dome & Filthy Fourths
04:40 – Hairline Hate & 4,000 Comments
06:50 – Suicide Pact via Follower Count
09:00 – Scheduling “I Love You” Texts
11:20 – “Text Me When You Land” & Family Sexting Bit
13:00 – Discovering the Lactation Station
15:24 – Breast Milk, But Make It Hot Cow
17:36 – Connor the Milk Addict & Heavy Cream Cereal
20:01 – Kibble Life vs Rich People Food
22:23 – Condiment Wars & Cursed Mayo-Ketchup
23:50 – Buffet Terrorism & Getting “Desserted”
27:01 – How Keegan Makes Viral Sketches
29:55 – Film School Rage & Neck-Bite Story
31:32 – Eye Contact Anxiety & Tip Screens
32:56 – Pickup Orders, Coffee Shops & Guilt Tipping
35:01 – South Jersey, Porn Sports & Team Cums
37:06 – The Accident, Poop & Step Count Shame
42:04 – Road Life & The Comedy Cellar
43:57 – Holiday Crowds & Lonely Showgoers
45:19 – Would You Trade Hairlines?
46:10 – South Park Shoes & Stranger Danger
50:40 – Upcoming Dates & Dojo Show
51:19 – Raj’s First Hour Special in Philly
52:36 – The Makeout Closer & Final Title

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