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🔥 3 h du matin. Les murs de Hefei Castle tremblent.
Entre deux crises de rire, Aerith Lazy Queen transforme la bataille de Zhang Liao en stream d’anthologie !
Blast at Hefei est une parodie explosive inspirée de Dynasty Warriors, pleine d’humour, de cris, et de combos à 999 KO.

⚔️ Personnages : Aerith (Lazy Queen), Tifa, Miyu, Zhang Liao
🎮 Univers : Dynasty Warriors / Three Kingdoms
🎶 Style : Rock Epic Parody / Female Vocal / Gaming Anthem
💥 Thèmes : stream de guerre, folie nocturne, énergie pure
🎤 Version : Suno Female-Only Edition

“999 KOs BABY ! Lazy Queen ON FIRE !”




🎤 Lazy Queen – Blast at Hefei

[Intro – parlé, hype]
([Aerith]) :
« Wooo! Hefei Castle, baby!
Zhang Liao’s about to make Wu CRY—
And your Lazy Queen is here to stream it LIVE!
(…Miyu, don’t start, it’s 3AM, I don’t care!) »

[Verse 1 – Aerith, insolente]

Charge the gates, torches flare,
Wei will crush them, I don’t care!
Sun Quan runs, his men retreat,
Lazy Queen owns this beat!

[Pre-Chorus – moqueuse]

🎶 Shu or Wei, I take the crown,
Wu’s just flames that burn and drown. 🎶

[Chorus – explosif, ton gamer]

🎶 BLAST FROM THE EAST—HEFEI RINGS,
QUEEN OF CHAOS PULLS THE STRINGS!
BLAST FROM THE EAST—WU WILL FALL,
Zhang Liao and I destroy them all! 🎶

[Interlude – réaction live]
([Aerith], cri hype) :
« LOOK at that comboooo! 999 KOs, baby!
Wu can’t TOUCH ME—Lazy Queen on fire! »
([Tifa], hors champ, agacée) :
« Aerith, shut UP, it’s the middle of the night! »
([Aerith], moqueuse) :
« Oh, sorry Tifa—should I lower my voice? …NAH! »

[Verse 2 – Aerith, provocatrice]

Spears will fly, arrows rain,
But Wu can’t win, it’s all in vain.
Hefei walls will never break,
Wei holds strong—for planet’s sake!

[Chorus 2 – encore plus hype]

🎶 BLAST FROM THE EAST—SCREAM AND RUN,
WU CAN’T HANDLE WEI OR SUN!
BLAST FROM THE EAST—QUEEN WILL WIN,
STREAMING CHAOS, LET’S BEGIN! 🎶

[Bridge – spoken, turbulence]
([Miyu], furieuse) :
« Aerith, one more scream and I SWEAR I’ll call Sephiroth! »
([Aerith], fausse panique) :
« Oh nooo, Sephiroth in Hefei Castle? Pffft—please, he’d get bodied by Zhang Liao! »
(Chœur féminin dramatique) :
« Destiny… destiny… »

[Final Chorus – apothéose, voix féminine épique]

🎶 BLAST FROM THE EAST—QUEEN COMMANDS,
HOLD THE GATES WITH MY OWN HANDS!
BLAST FROM THE EAST—WU WILL BLEED,
LAZY QUEEN IS ALL YOU NEED! 🎶

[Outro – parlé, moqueuse]
([Aerith]) :
« Stream over? Nah, one more stage!
Dynasty Warriors never sleeps—
and neither does your Lazy Queen!
(…Okay maybe I’ll nap till 2PM, don’t judge!) »