Скачать или смотреть Mechanical Keyboards: The Church of Thocc

I typed this on a $600 slab of aluminum I’m too afraid to actually use lest I "shine" the expensive plastic keycaps, and I still can’t find the motivation to answer my boss.

An explained descent into the mechanical keyboard rabbit hole, covering the 4 stages of financial ruin, why "creamy" is a disturbing way to describe plastic, and why the "Wife Acceptance Factor" is the only metric that matters anymore.

The "Gear List" (Satirical):
→ The Totem: TGR Jane (A $3,000 "investment" that sits on a shelf because I'm terrified of my own skin oils).
→ The Switch: Vintage Blacks (Harvested from a dirty 1980s terminal because I've convinced myself that aged plastic is a luxury).
→ The Modification: The Holee Mod (Using medical supplies to silence a $0.10 wire because a tiny "tick" is a valid reason for a domestic dispute).
→ The Asset: GMK Dracula (A keycap set that took two years to arrive, effectively outlasting my last relationship).
→ The Trap: Holy Pandas (The Frankenswitch that proves I'll happily destroy $100 of parts for a "tactile bump" I can't even describe to a normal person).

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