Скачать или смотреть [ASMR] Measuring you for transmogrification

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You're interested in spirit animal transmogrification. I'm not sure you're ideal candidate for the process, but let's take some initial measurements during this consultation, shall we?

(ETA: As some astute commenter noticed, this is VERY loosely based on The Lobster, which, aside from suffering from some pacing issues, was dark and funny and smart.)

Also yes that is a Black Milk dress. I HAVE A PROBLEM. A GLORIOUS, BEAUTIFUL PROBLEM.