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Ever wondered how Bullshido—the art of looking absolutely ridiculous while pretending to be a martial arts god—came to be? Strap in Seagalians and fresh meet, because we’re diving into the wild, wacky, and utterly absurd origins of fake martial arts! Not really, but we will take the piss out of them 🇨🇳 It all starts in China, where ancient masters probably tripped over their own robes and called it a 'secret technique.' Then, Indonesia steps in like, 'Hold my durian,' and cranks the nonsense up to 11 by involving objects. 🇮🇩

But wait, Russia’s like, 'We’re here to make it weirder,' throwing in some Systema and vodka-fueled 'invisible energy' moves. 🇷🇺 And Japan? Oh, they’re in the mix too, because ninjas and samurai weren’t dramatic enough already. 🇯🇵

Then, of course, white people show up like, 'We’ll take this, colonize it, and sell it back to you as a $500 seminar.' 💸 From McDojos to YouTube 'masters,' this is the untold story of how Bullshido took over the world—one fake black belt at a time.

Grab your popcorn, practice your best 'energy blast,' and join me as we expose the hilarious, cringe-worthy and utterly brilliant world of Fake Master Idiots
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