Kirk Fox • That Guy • Part 2: I saw a 24-hour car wash. If you're washing your car at four a.m., you just killed a hitchhiker, if I was a cop, that's where I'd work • I just wanted to become a cop. I just went there, I'm like, listen, I wanna be a cop, let's just do this man, and he's like, but can you do 12 pullups? In my whole life, I've never seen a cop stop and do 12 pullups. • I'm like if I can't be a cop, then can I get a police dog, they're like, they're all retired, is that gonna be a problem? Yeah, that's a serious problem, I don't wanna live with a retired cop, they don't do anything • We're all hostages, I got four new tires this week, just needed one, possibly didn't even need one, may have just needed air. But once your chit goes up on the hydraulics, it's like a hostage negotiation • I'm not gonna say I live in fear, but I definitely have a vacation home there • Got a new mattress this week also, didn't need it, they just scared the hell outta me, this guy's like, how old's your mattress? I don't know, 10 years, I sleep like a baby, he says that's a deathbed, how'd you even wake up this morning? Bedbugs, dust mites, they're just chewing the hell outta you, I thought I heard something but just thought it was the neighbors eating celery.
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