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Ultimate Song for Easily Offended People!

I genuinely heard someone say Manchester is offensive because it has the word "Man" in it.
That was it for me! I had to write a song about it!

Wrote this in 2018 but never got round to releasing it because I wanted to get other people in the videos.
But now I might as well just do it as creatively as I can!

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Instrumental Credits - Nicki Minaj, Anaconda

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Lyrics:
It is 2020
You can’t say anything
Everyone’s offended by everything I rap or sing

Decades ago our people were out there fighting battles
But now our country’s full of people who are acting like flannels
I was sitting in a restaurant eating my chicken
And someone said Burger King that’s offensive to women

And that’s real real real
Idiots like this put me off my meal
I won’t be censored I will speak my mind
If you don’t see my point then you must be blind

Here’s what they all say

Isle of Man, are you mad? Did you assume the gender of that island?
Can’t say man in the name of a place, Isle of Gender Neutral that’ll make em silent

Mothercare, don’t you dare, Are you saying that fathers don’t care?
I bought a cereal it’s a family size, But I’m a single mother I don’t like what that implies
Uh

Why are all bad things called black?
Blackmail Blackburn Blacklist, That’s racist now I’m pissed

Oh my gosh, did you say black?
Your mouth needs a wash, you can’t say that
Person of colour, that’s what’s PC
Well fuck your PC cos I’m the PD

Bought a ticket to Personchester on the Virgin Train
But I had sex once before so now I have to complain
And then they gave me a ham roll and they put it in front of me
But I’m a vegan I’m offended now I need therapy

That’s real real real
You don’t understand how this makes me feel
I’m tired of the millennial snowflakes
They should all lighten up and sniff cocaine

Wow, promoting drugs now?

Got an email, from Sarah, She’s a female, how dare ya
Did you ask her how she identifies, Assuming genders ain’t what I’d advise
Merry Christmas, Happy Easter, That’s vicious, gave me a seizure
What if I don’t celebrate the holidays? You have to rephrase everything nowadays
Uh

Why is it called Skinny Latte?
Fat shaming this is war, and Gingerbread ain’t men no more

Oh my gosh, did you say fat?
Your mouth needs a wash, you can’t say that
Above average weight, that’s what’s PC
Well fuck your PC cos I’m the PD

I bought a cup of coffee and I didn’t take a rainbow cup
Apparently that means I’m homophobic now it’s blowing up
It used to be an easter egg but now it’s called a chocolate egg
Vegans are upset that salad emoji had an egg
So they took the egg away and left the salad on it’s own
Cos nowadays everything you do, someone’s gon moan
Like Uh

Yeah it is 2020, but that doesn’t have to mean, that everything we say is obscene
Listen, Let’s all just lighten up, Take a joke for what it is, If you get offended Toughen Up

My name’s Karen and I’ve got a complaint,
I’m so offended I think I might faint
This song’s, racist, sexist, ageist
I don’t know why you put it out, it’s outrageous
I’m a genderless vegan spiritual atheist
Identifying with a Caribbean alias
But you cannot question anything this time
Because questioning my lifestyle counts as a hate crime
I’m calling the police