The Valentine's Collection | Would I Lie to You?

A collection of stories about all things associated with the most romantic of days. Husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, breakups (oh no!), proposals and more!

0:00 - Judi Love: "An ex-boyfriend once dumped me after he found a list of pros and cons I'd made about him."

2:55 - This Is My... Jake

11:59 - Diane Morgan: "I once dumped a boyfriend because I didn't like the way he fell down the stairs."

14:31 - David Mitchell: "Victoria doesn't know this, but on those very rare occasions that she does something that annoys me, I get my own back by sneaking upstairs and moving her bookmarks.

18:52 - Charlie Brooker: "I once refused to pick up my girlfriend from the station because I couldn't bear to step over a spider that was between me and my front door."

21:55 - This Is My... Jon

28:26 - Lee Mack: "I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends' names and the order in which I went out with them, because their initials happen to make the acronym B.E.R.M.U.D.A."

33:10 - Richard Bacon: "When I worked in McDonald's, my long-term girlfriend joined the queue to my till and when she got to the counter, she dumped me."

37:53 - Lee Mack: "I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me while I was bouncing on a trampoline and spotted her over the fence with another man."

41:04 - Joan Bakewell: "Once, when I spotted an ex-boyfriend in a department store, I pretended to be a shop mannequin to avoid having to speak to him."

43:06 - Josh Widdicombe: "Even though we use the same brand, I insist my wife and I have separate tubes of toothpaste because the way she squeezes hers is just plain wrong."

46:01 - Bernard Cribbins: "I once sold my wife's car, but told her it was stolen."

48:15 - Sara Barron: "I once watched a sad film immediately before breaking up with a boyfriend so I could generate enough tears to mask my indifference."

51:57 - Lee Mack: "11 years ago, I did a very bad thing in the kitchen. The time has finally come to confess all to my wife."

58:27 - Anneka Rice: "I once dumped my boyfriend on a plane then parachuted straight out of the door to avoid dealing with the aftermath."

01:02:00 - This Is My...Jaimie

01:12:53 - Lou Saunders: "I once broke up with a boyfriend because he insisted on sleeping in a cupboard."

1:14:20 - Adam Buxton: "If my wife and I are having a row, to help us think more rationally, we go into separate rooms and continue the argument over Skype."

1:19:04 - Miles Jupp: "Whilst on holiday in South Africa, I had a two-minute conversation with what I thought was my wife, only to discover that a small hippo had wandered into the bedroom."

1:22:13 - Jack Dee: "Possession: This is the fez that I put on, to propose to my wife."

1:25:13 - Rob Brydon (Possession): "This is the sweatshirt that my wife and I put on together when we are cosying up on a chilly evening, we call it "The Cuddle Jumper".

1:31:22 - Charlie Brooker: "For six years, I pretended to a girlfriend that I was partially deaf."

Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.

Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.

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