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MY ROCK CHIP LOOKS LIKE A SHELL
KINDA WEATHERED AS WELL.
CRACK JUST STARTED TO SWELL,
NOW IT SPREAD THE WHOLE WAY.

COME TO A TENT OR A SHOP,
IT'S ONLY A 1 HOUR STOP
CAN NO LONGER SEE THRU THIS,
I NEED IT FIXED TODAY.

DOOR GLASS IS BROKEN,
BIG SPLIT IN MY MOULDIN'
HEAR THE WIND A BLOWIN'
I WISH I WAS JOKIN', BABY!

HEY, A ROCK JUST HIT YOU,
AND YOUR VISION'S HAZY.
WE FIX WINDSHIELDS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

CRACK DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT,
IT'S SPEADIN' CRAZY
WE'RE WINDSHEILD SURGEONS.
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

HEY, A ROCK JUST HIT YOU,
DON'T BE LAZY.
WE DO CHIP REPAIRS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

GOT FIVE LOCAL SHOPS,
THERE'S ONE'S RIGHT BY ME.
WE FIX WINDSHIELDS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

GOT BOOKED IN WITH A CALL,
THERE WAS NO TIME TO STALL.
A LOBBY WHERE I CAN SPRAWL
WENT TO THE SURGEONS TODAY.

I GOT ONE HECK OF A DEAL,
THEY WARRANTIED MY SEAL,
THE SERVICE WAS SO UNREAL.
I WAS BLOWN AWAY.

DOOR GLASS IS BROKEN,
BIG SPLIT IN MY MOULDIN'
HEAR THE WIND A BLOWIN'
I WISH I WAS JOKIN', BABY!

HEY, A ROCK JUST HIT YOU,
AND YOUR VISION'S HAZY.
WE FIX WINDSHIELDS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

CRACK DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT,
IT'S SPEADIN' CRAZY
WE'RE WINDSHEILD SURGEONS.
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

HEY, A ROCK JUST HIT YOU,
DON'T BE LAZY.
WE DO CHIP REPAIRS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

THERE'S A SHOP IN RED DEER
AND TWOMORE IN CALGARY.
IT'S WINDSHIELD SURGEONS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

'FORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
MY CHIPS WERE SO BAD.
THE CRACKS WERE SO BAD.
THE GLARE WAS SO, SO BAD.

SO YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
I AM SO GLAD
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT,
I RECOMMENDED YOU TO MY DAD!

CRACK DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT,
IT'S SPEADIN' CRAZY
WE'RE WINDSHEILD SURGEONS.
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

HEY, A ROCK JUST HIT YOU,
AND YOUR VISION'S HAZY.
WE FIX WINDSHIELDS,
SO CALL US, MAYBE.

WE REPLACE WINDSHIELDS,
HUNDREDS DAILY.
JUST GOOGLE OUR NUMBER
AND CALL US, MAYBE.

BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
MY CHIPS WERE SO BAD.
THE CRACKS WERE SO BAD.
THE GLARE WAS SO, SO BAD.

SO YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
I AM SO GLAD
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.

SO CALL US, MAYBE.